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Now I've got time to do a proper update, let me introduce our founder properly...
Anomaly Numpty
Star Sign: Scorpio
Aspiration: Wealth
LTW: Become City Planner
Hobby: Sports
Turn Ons: Fitness/Mechanical
Turn Off: Stink
When we left the Burnetts last time Garry had got the maid pregnant and
resurrected the dead maid, who he'd also got pregnant... confused? You
resurrected the dead maid, who he'd also got pregnant... confused? You
should be!
Get ready for battle of the maids...
I apologise for the crappy header picture, if I have time I will redo it!( Read more... )
Michael took to fatherhood straight away...
... he didn't even mind doing night feeds, what a sucker!
The obligatory baby shot.
After much hinting, Michael eventually got himself a job. He's got his sights set on being Mayor. Yeah, right!
And I took some much needed maternity leave to spend time with the children.
Okay, maybe staying at home with the kids wasn't such a good idea!
Michael got promoted, and it's only his first day at work! Yes, where's that bonus cheque?
And Betty has grown up into a pretty, well prettier, child. She still looks like her father though...
Look what found when I was digging in the garden! All I wanted to do was plant some tomatoes!
I couldn't resist! Colm is a cutie!
Betty's just like her mother, always running around in her undies!
'Hello! Are you my father?'
Looks shiftily, "Just don't tell my ma!"
'Hmm, mum was right about you!'
'What! Just a 'C', that's ridiculous!'
Oh come on Betty, it's just your first day at school...
And here is Colm all growed up, he's his daddy's double.
I got this new equipment from work, it's supposed to be used on stakeouts but it comes in pretty useful at times! What's that? Don and Dina... and Nina!!!
Gave myself a new hairstyle, coz I'm worth it!
'Yes! An 'A' at last!'
'Hey dad! I got an 'A'!'
'No, look at me! I got another promotion!'
Come to think of it, Michael might to quite well in politics afterall!
Not sure quite what happenend here, I think it was a random lightning bolt...
Oh no... he can be worse than the kids sometimes...
... and as if that wasn't enough, we're infested with cockroaches!
'Honey, I'm home! Guess what?'
Yeah, yeah, Mr Bighead...
I decided to throw a birthday party for Colm, well it's not often I get to dress up.
I'm the hostess with the mostess, and if you understand that then you're older that I thought you were...
'Mum! Mum! It's not fair! Colm is prettier than I am!'
Hi! I'm Adz and I've just moved to the area. I'm a Virgo and I like fit blokes with black hair,and I hate slobs. I really want a big family, at least 6 grandchildren.
Here is my new house, it's small but perfectly formed, just like me!
Hello paperboy! (He's cute isn't he? I wish I was 5 years younger!)
Now to find a job, hmm... Intelligence career, I suppose that will do.
The people here are a bit strange, I mean this guy here just left a present in my garden! Not that I'm complaining, it was a state of the art computer, perfect for playing my Sims on.
My first visitor, Darren, he's hot!
Okay, okay, I know! Spam sandwiches aren't going to impress a man, but it's the best I can do...
More visitors! They certainly are very neighbourly, and Gilbert's a bit of a hottie too!
Hello? Brian? Who's Brian? Ah, the paperboy... don't you know what time it is!
(Okay, things are getting pretty desperate here.) Hi paperboy, I mean Brian! Do you want to go to see a movie?
Hey! Don't look at me like that! You're the one that was calling me late at night, remember?
"Okay! Okay! Just don't tell my ma!"
"Okay! Okay! Just don't tell my ma!"
'Beep! Beep!'
Yeah, yeah, hold your horses, can't you see I'm busy! Work, work, work! God my life is so boring...
Yeah, yeah, hold your horses, can't you see I'm busy! Work, work, work! God my life is so boring...
Well hello there mailman! It's definitely a pleasure to meet you!
Is he checking out my ass? I bet he is!
Ha! Told you!
Ha! Told you!
Okay guys, come and get me!
Come on... don't make me date the paperboy...
Come on... don't make me date the paperboy...
Yay! I got promoted! Yes, that's my happy face...
Hmm, another evening playing chess solo. Is this it?
Hi paperboy! Wanna make babies, I mean wanna go out with me tonight?
"Uh? What was that? I was just admiring the view... Sure, why don't we go to the arcade. Just don't tell my ma!"
You could have made a bit of an effort!
"I had to tell my ma I was working."
What, at 10 o'clock? Is she really that stupid?
"Don't ask!"
"I had to tell my ma I was working."
What, at 10 o'clock? Is she really that stupid?
"Don't ask!"
Let's give the pinball a miss, come here!
You sure you don't want me to drop you off?
"No, I don't want ma to see me with you."
Geez, thanks!
"No, I don't want ma to see me with you."
Geez, thanks!
Mmmm, grilled cheese for breakfast...
Sheesh! That cheese must have been off, I better throw it out.
Yay! I got demoted! Yes, that's my sad face! I was feeling queasy all day, I wonder...
Yipee! I'm having a baby, now all I need is a husband.
Hey, paperboy! Notice anything different about me?
"Your boobs are bigger?"
Uh, close!
"Your boobs are bigger?"
Uh, close!
Oh my god, I think I must be having triplets, would you look at the size of my belly!
Hey baby, say hello to daddy!
"Hi little baby! Don't tell my ma okay?"
"Hi little baby! Don't tell my ma okay?"
Mmmm, chocolate spread and sardine sandwiches...
Arrgghh! I think my waters just broke!
Help! Call an ambulance, I think the baby's coming!
Wait! Don't bother, it's coming now! Aaaarrrggghhh...
Hello there little princess! Aren't you beautiful, I'm going to call you Betty, after my first hamster...
